Shipping policy

Δ–Shipping Protocols

 

🇩🇪 Germany (GER) / 🇬🇷 Greece (EL)

Δ – STANDARD PROTOCOL

 

  • €6.90 flat shipping fee

  • Free from €80

  • Dispatch: 1–3 business days

  • Delivery: 3–5 business days

  • No customs. No extra fees.

 

 

🇪🇺 European Union (EU)

Δ – STANDARD PROTOCOL

 

  • €9.90 flat shipping fee

  • Free from €100

  • Dispatch: 1–3 business days

  • Delivery: 3–5 business days

  • Ships from Germany – No customs, no extra fees.

 

 

🌍 Other Countries

Δ – PROTOCOL PENDING

We do not ship everywhere. If your country isn’t listed, send a signal: signal@crazypharmacist.eu


What happens next:

 

  1. We assess feasibility (costs, customs, ritual integrity).

  2. If the protocol holds – we open a transmission window.

  3. If not – we’ll tell you why.

 

This is not global shipping. This is controlled deployment. Additional regions may be added based on signal density & success rates.