If you keep the right company, we should talk.
Culture, Ritual, Rebellion — served by the case.
Our small-batch, 100% Koroneiki extra virgin olive oil moves fast and holds its value. This is not just a product; this is a signal.
Why stock Crazy Pharmacist
- Brand equity: Distinct shelf presence, proven conversion online & offline
- Quality control: Small-batch Greek production, lab tested, COA on request
- Formats: Single bottles, therapy sets, custom drops
- Assets: Lifestyle & product imagery, shelf talkers, press-ready copy
- Protected MSRP: Maintain value, avoid undercutting
Who we serve
- Specialty retailers & concept stores
- Restaurants, bars & boutique hospitality
- Corporate gifting & event curators
- Selected e-commerce operators
Trade terms (baseline)
- MOQ: 1 full case per line (12 × 500 ml bottles)
Craft Line and Legacy Line are packed in separate cases — MOQ applies per line. - Payment: Card, bank transfer, PayPal, Crypto — Net-14 on approval
- Samples: Trade pricing or credited with first order
Compliance & docs (toggle/dropdown)
- Product specs & ingredient list
- Allergen statement (none added)
- Country of origin: Greece
- Shelf life & storage guidance
- HS codes & incoterms
Pitch your business — and if it fits the ritual, we open a trade window.
Trade windows don’t stay open forever. Make your move.
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