If you keep the right company, we should talk.

Culture, Ritual, Rebellion — served by the case.

Our small-batch, 100% Koroneiki extra virgin olive oil moves fast and holds its value. This is not just a product; this is a signal.

Why stock Crazy Pharmacist

  • Brand equity: Distinct shelf presence, proven conversion online & offline
  • Quality control: Small-batch Greek production, lab tested, COA on request
  • Formats: Single bottles, therapy sets, custom drops
  • Assets: Lifestyle & product imagery, shelf talkers, press-ready copy
  • Protected MSRP: Maintain value, avoid undercutting

Who we serve

  • Specialty retailers & concept stores
  • Restaurants, bars & boutique hospitality
  • Corporate gifting & event curators
  • Selected e-commerce operators

Trade terms (baseline)

  • MOQ: 1 full case per line (12 × 500 ml bottles)
    Craft Line and Legacy Line are packed in separate cases — MOQ applies per line.
  • Payment: Card, bank transfer, PayPal, Crypto — Net-14 on approval
  • Samples: Trade pricing or credited with first order

Compliance & docs (toggle/dropdown)

  • Product specs & ingredient list
  • Allergen statement (none added)
  • Country of origin: Greece
  • Shelf life & storage guidance
  • HS codes & incoterms

From the moment you open the crate, you’ll know why we keep it tight.

Pitch your business — and if it fits the ritual, we open a trade window.

Trade windows don’t stay open forever. Make your move.

Δ—Trade Signal

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