The Cult Collection

The Final Batch

Four Greek premium Olive Oils. Handpicked within a microproduction.

The Cult Collection unites the last bottles from an earlier batch — crafted with the same precision, intensity, and ritual that defines every Crazy Pharmacist release.
Professionally bottled, stored dark and cool under controlled conditions, and now opened up as a founder-level offer: your unique opportunity to experience the full CP spectrum in one move.
A limited chapter. A connoisseur’s moment. A seriously good deal.

What’s Inside

• Black Edition: Bold. Dark. Structured. The bottle you reach to unfold the true potential of a gourmet dish.
• White Edition: Pure. Clean. Organically certified — your precision oil for everyday clarity.
• Beautiful Helena: Elegant. Aromatic. Layered. Golden drizzle for pasta, grains, vegetables, and slow dinners.
• Evil Sis: Fiery. Sharp. Playful bitterness — the rebel on the table when food needs attitude.

All four are made from 100% Koroneiki olives, cold-extracted and bottled under strict sensory and lab control.

Age & Shelf Life

• This batch was bottled earlier and kept in dark, cool, stable storage from day one.
• Most bottles carry an MHD of 31.03.2026, some bottles 31.01.2026. Thanks to controlled storage, the oils have kept their full character and remain perfectly enjoyable.
• Designed to stay fully enjoyable for daily use — from finishing plates to generous cooking.
• Curious about how olive oil ages and why our olive oils have such a great shelf life? Dive deeper by reading this blog article.

Why This Set Exists

• A founder’s offer: the complete Crazy Pharmacist lineup at a price you will not see again.
• A previously reserved batch, released directly — no retail detours, no extra layers.
• A clean transition before we reshape and elevate the next generation of CP rituals.
• Taste our full range — from pure to powerful — and set new standards in your kitchen and your life.

How to Use It

• Turn everyday meals into small rituals: pour olive oil over salads, grilled vegetables, fish, pasta, grains, bread, and taste the difference.
• Use each bottle with intention — White to underline, Black for depth and pureness, Helena for softness and elegance, Evil Sis for spice and bite.
• Host a tasting night: line up all four, pour into small glasses, compare bitterness, fruitiness, intensity.
• Create your own daily protocol: a spoon before breakfast, a drizzle before dinner, a moment of deliberate pleasure — grounding, calming, and part of your daily ritual.
• Gift it to someone who loves food, ritual, and stories — this set comes with all three.

Special Requests

Looking for different combinations, single bottles, or a custom bundle?
Send us a message — we’ll arrange it for you.

Satisfaction Guarantee

If this final batch is not what you hoped for in taste, aroma, or overall experience,
you receive a full refund. Smooth, respectful, and without questions.
Founder’s promise.

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 A limited number of sets remain.
Once they’re gone, this chapter closes — and the ritual moves to its next evolution.

Be Part of the Ritual

By accessing this set, you’re stepping into the inner circle — the people who taste with intention, cook with precision, and keep the Crazy Pharmacist ritual alive.

Share your creations, tastings, or daily drops: tag @crazypharmacistoliveoil — or use the community signal #CultByCP.
A quiet way of saying: you’re part of something rare. We’ll be watching for every signal.